Iran Unrest? Another government official skipping the country for some hot international tail?
Of course not. The only reason that could possibly be bigger than anything else in the world is the obvious one.
Michael Fucking Jackson.
How could one white woman bring down the entire fucking internet just by dying?
What am I talking about all 1 viewers of this blog ask?
Why CNN's hard hitting completely relavent story on CNN.com:
Jackson dies, almost takes Internet with him
According to them, the most awesome app in the world, Twitter (which I'm sure they have absolutely no stake in whatsoever), was so far gone with this Jacko bomb that is said beautifully by one of their own users:
"Irony: The protesters in Iran using twitter as com are unable to get online because of all the posts of 'Michael Jackson RIP.' Well done."
Oh say it ain't so? Iran people who are used to being shit on can't complain to the world about it? Stop the presses!
By I digress. You know someone has an overwhelming undeserved following when he goes up on fucking a kid, has thousands of people outside the court room everyday wishing him well, then dies and those same people bring down fucking Google. That's fucking fanaticism at its highest. Don't believe me? Check out CNN's main page.
