Equality? Or Stupidity?

MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish town council has vowed to banish sexism from street signage by demanding half of all road signs and traffic lights show female figures with skirts and ponytails.

Fuenlabrada, which lies south of the capital Madrid, will replace old and damaged road signs and traffic lights with new stock within a year.

"In this way the sexism which until now has seen only masculine figures appear in traffic signals will be brought to an end," the town council said in a statement.

The council, which said it would ask manufacturers to incorporate female figures in their signs, would not cost taxpayers a penny.

I'm glad the feminists have something to complain about. It keeps them from bothering me about my wife making me a hot dinner every night and soon to be full time taking care of my son/daughter while I work my life away and watch the game. I rub her feet, she gives me my space. Equality indeed.

Idiotic Stories of the Week

RIAA claims computerless woman was a pirate [[Idiotic Lawyers]]
THE RIAA seems to have adopted a "sue everyone policy" in its cunning plan to stop file sharers. Not content with suing old people and children, RIAA briefs have apparently issued a writ to a woman who does not own a computer.

Teen disappears before wife, 37, gives birth [[Idiotic Guardians]]
ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- A 15-year-old boy whose 37-year-old wife is due to give birth to the couple's baby this month has run away from a group home, prompting the boy's grandmother to speculate that the wife was involved in the disappearance.

MySpace.com subject of sex assault probe [[Blaming Others Again]]
HARTFORD, Conn. - Police are investigating whether as many as seven teenage girls have been sexually assaulted by men they met through the popular Web site MySpace.com.

Lady Marries Flipper

According the a report on MSNBC which definately has its priorities straight with the news they know people want to hear, a woman named Sharon Tendler married the "love of her life" whom she met 15 years ago.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

I do hope they video taped the honeymoon. If you go to the link, you can see a video of the ceremony. She's in for a rough night according to scientific research. My mind can't quite wrap around this subject. And it's not like she had a boyfriend during these 15 years of visiting the dolphin several times a year. Her reply to the question of past boyfriends, she replied soberly, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy."

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

A Prenup? A lawyer actually took this?

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."

Ok, I give up. This is just what the world needs. Now we will be making bathrooms for dolphins ala South Park.